Television Broadcast

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Mean Gene Okerlund — Seoul Brothers Wrestling is on the air! Ladies and Gentlemen, people of all ages, welcome to the SBW inaugural television broadcast. We welcome you here to watch the world’s best, real professional wrestling. As my guests today, I have with me our heads of officiating, twin brothers Dave and Earl Hebner. They oversee our federation’s rules committee.

Dave Hebner — We are here for a presentation of SBW regulations.

Earl Hebner — Of note, in SBW, the referee will adjudicate all disputes and has final say over the match.

Dave — No one can overturn the referee’s decision other than the referee himself.

Mean Gene – Not even our commissioner, Mr. Kim?

Dave – That’s right, Mean Gene. Not even Commissioner Kim can overturn a referee’s decision.

Earl — We don’t use video replay, either.

Mean Gene — Why is that?

Dave —We don’t want to slow down the action. Besides, the referee is in the best possible position to make all decisions.

Mean Gene — Before we get into the specifics, we have a World Wrestling Championship qualification match. The winner of this match will face AJ Styles at next weekend’s Broadcast Special. Let us go ringside in order to provide you with this tremendous experience.

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Press Conference

Tag Team Match: Harlem Heat vs. Rhyno and Slater

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Teddy Long — Holla, Holla, Holla for the tag team that should be getting a shot at the championship.

Commissioner Kim — Win the match first before you make demands.

Stevie Ray — This straight shooter will show everyone who is the best.

Rhyno — How can you be the best when we are going to charge to a win?

Slater — I gotta win because I got kids. Do you know how expensive it is to raise kids?

Booker T — After this match, Slater, you and your kids are gonna have to call me daddy.

Press Conference

United States Title qualifier: Barry Windham vs. Big E of the New Day

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Young – The winner of this match will continue on in our tournament to crown the United States Champion.

Xavier Woods — It’s your boys. The —

Kofi Kingston — New Day!

Barry Windham — Barnum and Bailey may have gone out of business, but that don’t mean there ain’t a new circus in town. Thanks for making me laugh, kids.

Big E — I’ll be the strongman, and you, Booty Windham, you will be the sad, sad clown nobody likes. Who’s going to win?

Woods and Kingston — Who? Who? Who? Who?

Big E — Big E!

Press Conference

World Tag Team Championship qualifier:
The Perfect Show vs. Anderson and Gallows

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Commissioner Kim – The winner of this match will face a mystery team at our Broadcast Special in two weeks.

Anderson — I got a hot—

The Big Show — Is this where you yell about your blind, ugly wife to prove you aren’t a loser?

Anderson — Let’s see if I can make you any uglier with this chair.

Gallows — Is that towel to wipe up your tears after we whup you?

Perfect — The towel is because I’ll take a shower before the match. I won’t need to take one after since I know I won’t break a sweat over you.

Commissioner Kim – There will be no more of this, gentlemen, or fines will be levied.

Press Conference

Singles Match: Roman Reigns vs. Curt Hawkins

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Commissioner Kim — We have the opportunity to introduce the best new talent from around the globe. Seoul Brothers Wrestling is constantly looking for young competitors who may someday have the chance to win championship gold.

Hawkins — Everybody’s going to have to call me Mr. Perfect because I’m going to be ONE and OH.

Reigns — This is my yard, and I’ll show you I’m the big dog.

Commissioner Kim — Save it for in the ring, gentlemen. And fix those chairs on your way out.