Dean Ambrose v. the Brooklyn Brawler
Renee Young — Sanctioned with a 15 minute time limit, and one fall, Dean Ambrose will face the Brooklyn Brawler.
Brain — What are we doing, putting a guy that looks like he crawled out of a dumpster in the ring?
Gorilla — If you can wrestle, we’ve got a place for you here. We are an equal opportunity–
Brain — And didn’t the other guy just come out of a white van surrounded by orderlies? Who loosened his straight jacket?
Young — What strategy are you going to use against Dean Ambrose?
The Brooklyn Brawler —- I ain’t the flashiest mug around, so I’ll let my work in the ring show off for me.
Young — And what is your response?
Dean Ambrose — I’ve been fighting since I was born and punched my way out of my mother’s womb. Bring it on.
Brain — When he was born, he was so ugly, the doctor tried to shove him back into his mother’s womb.
Gorilla — Will you stop.