Broadcast Special: Chicago

United States Title qualifier
Big John Studd v. Samoa Joe


Gorilla — Samoa Joe is a big man, but Studd is even bigger.

Brain — Samoa Joe’s fast hands are going to be a problem for Studd.

Gorilla — Samoa Joe has to keep some distance between himself and Big John. If Big John gets Samoa Joe in that reverse bear hug, Studd will squeeze the life out of the Samoan Submission Mission.

Brain — This is big time match with a big time prize.

Gorilla — Whoever wins gets to tangle with Big E next week on television for the United States Title.

Brain — Whoever wins really loses.

Gorilla — Why is that?

Brain — After you wrestle Big E, you smell like maple syrup for days.